Artist: It's Joc's birthday today, so I'm drawing her a birthday card!
*smiling with enthusiasm*
Inner voice: That's nice of you!…. Wait, isn't that Dante? You already gave her a Dante a couple years ago and posted it on this very same blog!
Artist: You can NEVER have too many good-looking hunks on your birthday cards, now, can you?
Inner voice: But she likes them BIG and BALDHEADED and MUSCLED. Not GIRLY like HIM!!
Artist: Well, yes, but... I like them girly… uhum… AND it's DANTE. She's a GEEK so she'll like him because he's Dante! *shining up again*
Inner voice: The only Dante she knows is THE ITALIAN DUDE!! You selfish GIT!
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